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    Those Cornishians (or whatever they're called): Cornish man caught performing sex act with towbar of campervan | Plymouth Herald
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    I suppose it was someone getting Hitched?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      That would be cold this time of year!!

      ;-)

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        So he's literally gay for caravans?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Cornish farmers had the funniest holiday at CUK...

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            #6
            Maybe he just had an itch which he couldn't get rid off

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              Police were said to have caught up with the man further down the road.
              Probably spotted due to a bow legged gait g

              My granddaughter was staying with us. She came in my room crying because she'd heard a noise, and said a man came running out [into the street] with something up his jumper.
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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