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    Oh Bollards

    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

    #2
    Back a bit, back a bit, oh feck.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #3
      Which is what happens when AP focuses on her in car web cam.

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        #4
        Reminds me of 2 incidents over the weekend I am still chuckling about.

        Incident 1

        2 cars in front of me exiting the petrol station. Car 2 thinks car 1 is pulling into traffic but in reality doesn't go anywhere so receives a gentle nudge to the bumper. Driver gets out, waves hands a bit and they both agree to reverse a bit and get out of everyones way to exchange details. Driver 1 - still steaming from being gently nudged from behind reverses at speed straight into a pole - doing far more damage than original incident.

        Incident 2

        Was in Kew Gardens on Sunday for the Christmas set-up. Saw a granny coming down the helter skelter ride with excited family waiting at the bottom to take a photo. Somehow as she got to the bottom and just as she lifted her hands to wave to everyone - the carpet she was on got stuck so she pitched forwards and slightly sideways straight into the crowd at the bottom.She lay motionless for a little while but seemed ok after 10 seconds or so. I guffawed loudly enough for her family to shoot me some dirty looks. Still smirking just thinking about it.

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          #5
          Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
          That isn't your car is it?

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            #6
            The videos of the bollard idiots never fail to get a big chuckle out of me.

            qh
            He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

            I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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              #7
              Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
              Reminds me of 2 incidents over the weekend I am still chuckling about.

              Incident 1

              2 cars in front of me exiting the petrol station. Car 2 thinks car 1 is pulling into traffic but in reality doesn't go anywhere so receives a gentle nudge to the bumper. Driver gets out, waves hands a bit and they both agree to reverse a bit and get out of everyones way to exchange details. Driver 1 - still steaming from being gently nudged from behind reverses at speed straight into a pole - doing far more damage than original incident.

              Incident 2

              Was in Kew Gardens on Sunday for the Christmas set-up. Saw a granny coming down the helter skelter ride with excited family waiting at the bottom to take a photo. Somehow as she got to the bottom and just as she lifted her hands to wave to everyone - the carpet she was on got stuck so she pitched forwards and slightly sideways straight into the crowd at the bottom.She lay motionless for a little while but seemed ok after 10 seconds or so. I guffawed loudly enough for her family to shoot me some dirty looks. Still smirking just thinking about it.
              [Schadenfreude]



              [/Schadenfreude]

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                #8
                Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
                The videos of the bollard idiots never fail to get a big chuckle out of me.

                qh
                I also enjoy the low bridge ones where lorries get a new convertible look
                Unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

                Currently 10+ contracts available in your area

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  That isn't your car is it?
                  It's outside Aldi, are you saying I'm a permi.

                  Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                    #10
                    As long as it doesn't happen to our brightest and best:

                    Tory MP Tony Baldry crashes car into portable toilet Poundland parked cars | Daily Mail Online

                    (He's not an MP any more ).
                    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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