A chip off the old block.

[zeitghost]

Sometimes it's better just to stay in bed. :

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/north-caro...4.html#J2AZfde

For dear old Freako, this relates to some unfortunate chap who got dragged into a wood chipper on his first day on the job.

Judging by the links further down, it's becoming a popular method of demise.

[barrydidit]

What, no 3 year long HSE investigation?

The tree surgeon in the link at the bottom went in head first. I think that's a lot more sensible.