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Horny pick up lines

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    That's a nice big belly MF. Can I get in there?

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    "How would you like you eggs in the morning? Fertilized?"

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      #3
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      That's a nice big belly MF. Can I get in there?
      Nope, didn't feel a thing
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        My face leaves in five minutes. Be on it.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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