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    Porridge

    Looks like my offence means I will start in a category A. Which one do you recommend? Any tips for survival?

    #2
    I'm a smug bastard.

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      #3
      Originally posted by LucidDementia View Post
      Brillo's spent more time in the saddle than anyone else on here. I'm sure he won't be needing that.


      BP - if you're looking for a cosy cell, maybe try the one Sutcliffe will shortly be vacating in Broadmoor? Im sure after reviewing a few of your posts they'd take you.

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        #4
        Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
        Brillo's spent more time in the saddle than anyone else on here. I'm sure he won't be needing that.


        BP - if you're looking for a cosy cell, maybe try the one Sutcliffe will shortly be vacating in Broadmoor? Im sure after reviewing a few of your posts they'd take you.
        One has to have a hobby in between wives.

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          #5
          Don't drop the soap

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Any tips for survival?
            Eat your meat.

            If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
            How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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              #7
              Change religion and dye your hair red. Oh and remember to start preaching to anyone who bothers to talk to you.

              You will be left alone by everyone.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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