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    One off your wrist

    Masturbation - Is Masturbation Normal or Harmful? Who Masturbates? Why Do People Masturbate?

    there you go have a Parrotty good time
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    There was an article in that esteemed medical publication "The Lancet" comparing the relative merits of hand shandys versus bonking.
    It came out in favor of tugging due to the lack of a threat from STD's unwanted pregnancies etc
    So crack on!
    HTH
    Last edited by Troll; 14 December 2015, 10:32.
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #3
      Good way to deal with a hysterical woman:

      The Straight Dope: Did Victorian era doctors use vibrators to treat hysteric female patients with orgasm therapy?
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #4
        strange its the other way around with my ladies. They become hysterical after the stimulation.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          strange its the other way around with my ladies. They become hysterical after the stimulation.
          In my case, I'm the one who gets hysterical just trying to fight 'em all off

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            #6
            Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post
            In my case, I'm the one who gets hysterical just trying to fight 'em all off
            The men inside motorway services bogs ?

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              strange its the other way around with my ladies. They become hysterical after the stimulation.
              Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post
              In my case, I'm the one who gets hysterical just trying to fight 'em all off
              I think Vetran's women are hysterical trying to fight HIM off too.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                I think Vetran's women are hysterical trying to fight HIM off too.
                you shouldn't judge other people based purely on your own experience.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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