Bloody Students

[Martin Scroatman]

I'd have thjought they'd have all packed up and gone home by now...

Apparently not, as evidenced by a post bevvie trip to the Merry Fryer last night.

So myself & my mate join a massive queue snaking out the door of the shop & as we inch towards the counter we notice the chippy is getting more and more peeved by the requests for "a small bag of chips with "bits"".

Now I didn't know what this meant but, by all accounts, it's what poor people in the north ask for when they go to the chip ship - it's all the little bits of batter that are periodically skimmed out of the fryer & some people like to eat them.

New one on me.

Anyway, when my mate Tony got to the front of the queue and said "fish and chips please" the bloke had to scrape his jaw off the ground. Think Tony doubled his previous hour's takings in an instant there.

[MrMarkyMark]

Thought you would have been lining yourself up, for a post fish supper session, round the back.

Were they all mingers?

[Martin Scroatman]

Thought you would have been lining yourself up, for a post fish supper session, round the back.

Were they all mingers?

I'm having an abstemious week.

Need to be on tip top form for backstage after the Wells gig on Saturday.

[Chuck]

poor people in the north

Tautology alert!

[original PM]

I'd have thjought they'd have all packed up and gone home by now...

Apparently not, as evidenced by a post bevvie trip to the Merry Fryer last night.

So myself & my mate join a massive queue snaking out the door of the shop & as we inch towards the counter we notice the chippy is getting more and more peeved by the requests for "a small bag of chips with "bits"".

Now I didn't know what this meant but, by all accounts, it's what poor people in the north ask for when they go to the chip ship - it's all the little bits of batter that are periodically skimmed out of the fryer & some people like to eat them.

New one on me.

blah.

Fook me seems like you found a time machine too...

that was what people used to ask for - when it cost a shiny penny and you got 240 of them to the pound!

[BrilloPad]

I'd have thjought they'd have all packed up and gone home by now...

Apparently not, as evidenced by a post bevvie trip to the Merry Fryer last night.

So myself & my mate

I stopped reading at that point.

[d000hg]

They're called scrapings round here, I think.

[SimonMac]

They're called scraps round here, I think.

FTFY

[DaveB]

FTFY

WHS +1

Served with Pea Wet for those on a really tight budget.

[MrMarkyMark]

I'm having an abstemious week.

Need to be on tip top form for backstage after the Wells gig on Saturday.

Full tank?

Sure you do, I'm sure all those boys aren't going to service themselves