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What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?

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    What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?

    What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?
    Some sleep
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      Snow. Or Sunshine. Anything but this depressing dank drizzly dreachness.

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        #4
        Does Santa provide pimp services?

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          #5
          A flash flood that wipes out 90% of other devs with my skillset

          or

          A contract in poland, cos I went on holiday and every bird I saw was 9/10 or above, soon as I came back I realised what a bunch of fat slags we all are
          Unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

          Currently 10+ contracts available in your area

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            #6
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            Does Santa provide pimp services?
            Depends on your niche. He's got a reindeer called Prancer...

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              #7
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              Does Santa provide pimp services?
              Depends on how good you have been...

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                #8
                Originally posted by NibblyPig View Post

                A contract in poland, cos I went on holiday and every bird I saw was 9/10 or above, soon as I came back I realised what a bunch of fat slags we all are
                Holiday in Poland? Cheapskate

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Depends on how good you have been...
                  or naughty...

                  I want a new car. I'm sticking with my ibiza 1.2d for another year ;|

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by diseasex View Post
                    or naughty...

                    I want a new car. I'm sticking with my ibiza 1.2d for another year ;|
                    Do you also shop at ASDA for groceries, Primark for clothes and Greggs for lunch?

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