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    Another Contractor Said to Me

    I was feeling a little "ropy" in the lift, hungover, shakes and a light cold sweat.

    Another contractor then informed me it was Christmas Jumper day, not Jeans day.

    FFS
    The Chunt of Chunts.

    #2
    Have cheered up about the Christmas jumper thing, somewhat.

    I just saw one of the perms wearing one with a pair of rutting deer pattern.

    Classy


    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      You could go one better:

      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #4
        Surely a Xmas jumper is something you get for Xmas. Xmas jumper day is the first day back.
        Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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          #5
          Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
          Surely a Xmas jumper is something you get for Xmas. Xmas jumper day is the first day back.

          The perms ones look like they were last removed from the packet 6 years ago
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #6
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              This one had a certain something....

              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #8
                looks like Christmas humper jumpers are in
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    You could go one better:

                    Chug, Chugg , Chugg ... Choo Choo!
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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