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    Extra Terrestrial life

    I have been watching a lot of science based documentaries lately.

    What are the chances of alien life speaking English ? higher than 90% it seems

    Hostile aliens will have an English accent
    Friendly aliens will have a US or Scottish accent
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I have been watching a lot of science based documentaries lately.

    What are the chances of alien life speaking English ? higher than 90% it seems

    Hostile aliens will have an English accent
    Friendly aliens will have a US or Scottish accent
    WHat about the ones with a German accent, and a monocle ?!
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      They'll have translator units surely:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTNUm-pIFmQ
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #4
        Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
        They'll have translator units surely:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTNUm-pIFmQ
        Let's hope they don't meet anyone who works in the Scottish Power call centre.

        Based on most of my calls, I'm not sure even advanced alien terchnology is up to translating a Glaswegian accent
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          #5
          Zeity speaks Welsh. Though I am never sure if he is friendly or hostile...

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Zeity speaks Welsh. Though I am never sure if he is friendly or hostile...
            Depends how long it's been since he last ate.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Zeity speaks Welsh. Though I am never sure if he is friendly or hostile...
              Depends on whether you are one his esteemed customers or not ...

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                What are the chances of alien life speaking English ? higher than 90% it seems

                Hostile aliens will have an English accent
                Friendly aliens will have a US or Scottish accent

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  I have been watching a lot of science based documentaries lately.

                  What are the chances of alien life speaking English ? higher than 90% it seems

                  Hostile aliens will have an English accent
                  Friendly aliens will have a US or Scottish accent
                  Havent seen a single science based documentary suggest aliens would even speak never mind use English or scottish. What programmes have you been watching?
                  I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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                    Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
                    Havent seen a single science based documentary suggest aliens would even speak never mind use English or scottish. What programmes have you been watching?
                    cant remember what it was called now but it was about some bird meeting up with a jedi , or something.
                    first order cr@p it was
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