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going out with a bang!
German man dies trying to blow up a condom machine on Christmas Day | Daily Mail Online
Maybe he should have worn some protection: German man kills himself trying to blow open and rob a CONDOM MACHINE on Christmas Day
The 29-year-old tried to blow up the machine with a home-made explosive
He and two accomplices targeted the condom machine for the cash inside
But he was hit in the head by a flying piece of shrapnel after the explosion
His partners told medical staff he fell down some stairs, before confessingAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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I was only pissed off because it didn't have any of these left in it (yes, machines do dispense these and other toys here
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI was only pissed off because it didn't have any of these left in it (yes, machines do dispense these and other toys here
I know what a travel pussy is. my mate told me(\__/)
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI was only pissed off because it didn't have any of these left in it (yes, machines do dispense these and other toys here
From my upcoming book "The loveless life of a contractor in Duisburg"Comment
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostOh they do, but they are like a Tesco plastic bag crossed with a Moebus strip that you have to fill with hot water from the tap of whatever public lavatory you are in.
From my upcoming book "The loveless life of a contractor in Duisburg"
geeginets and Mobius strippers and hot water in service stations ?
I will be voting OUT(\__/)
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Originally posted by original PM View Postwtf is there a condom machine in the middle of a field?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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