Please do my job for me

[DaveB]

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Hi DaveB,

I hope you are well. How was your break? I am emailing you to ask you for assistance as I am working on muiltiple positions based in the xxx area and I am keen to find out if you know anyone that you would recommend for these positions?

I have attached my table of roles with links to further information about the positions if you know anyone please reply with their details or pass on this email.

<list of permie roles attached>

It’s worth noting that. Any recommendation that leads to a successful placement I will reward with £50 in highstreet vouchers.

[SlipTheJab]

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Only fifty notes! Gone are the days of offering £500 per placement (they may as well offer a million quid as pimps will always find a way not to pay out referral fees ).

[vetran]

I will reward with £50 in highstreet vouchers.

out of the £10k fees I will expect.

FTFY

[DaveB]

Only fifty notes! Gone are the days of offering £500 per placement (they may as well offer a million quid as pimps will always find a way not to pay out referral fees ).

Not even cash, £50 in High Street Vouchers!

[SlipTheJab]

Not even cash, £50 in High Street Vouchers!

Poundland?

[LondonManc]

Poundland?

You wish.

[BrilloPad]

I spotted one on jobswerve recently. A long tedious advert. Last sentence "please read advert carefully before applying". Why not put that at the beginning?

Oh. I forgot. Is it cos agents iz fick?

[greenlake]

Hi DaveB,

I hope you are well. How was your break? I am emailing you to ask you for assistance as I am working on muiltiple positions based in the xxx area and I am keen to find out if you know anyone that you would recommend for these positions?

I have attached my table of roles with links to further information about the positions if you know anyone please reply with their details or pass on this email.

Obviously, they weren't having much success with their billboard ad campaign....

[ContractorHardman]

I spotted one on jobswerve recently. A long tedious advert. Last sentence "please read advert carefully before applying". Why not put that at the beginning?

Oh. I forgot. Is it cos agents iz fick?

Fick? Are you doing an impression of my Essex agent?