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Is that pale ale or caustic soda?

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    Is that pale ale or caustic soda?

    Stone me.

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/bar-owner-...194557855.html

    For dear old Freako, this relates to the tragic poisoning of a Spanish man who was served caustic soda beer line cleaner iinstead of beer.

    Poor sod.

    #2
    Took him two pints to tell the difference.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Took him two pints to tell the difference.
      If he had been British, it would have taken him 7.
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Took him two pints to tell the difference.
        Had he ordered John Smiths or summat?

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          #5
          Someone put descaler in the kettler at a client site and forgot to tell anyone

          Being the first one in I drank a cup of coffee containing it, it only took a sip to know there was something wrong with it
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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            #6
            you would of thought the cleaner manufacturer would add a blue or similar colour to prevent such accidents?
            If it comes out blue don't serve it!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              FTFY

              Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
              Someone put descaler in the kettler at a client site and forgot to tell just me
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                Someone put descaler in the kettler at a client site and forgot to tell anyone

                Being the first one in I drank a cup of coffee containing it, it only took a sip to know there was something wrong with it
                Tasted more like coffee than the usual Mellow Birds then?
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #9
                  had to have his oesophagus removed after he drank just a small amount of the fluid
                  Ouch.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                    Tasted more like coffee than the usual Mellow Birds then?
                    Nah Percol if it has to be instant
                    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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