Soooo, I’m scanning various threads on this board, and I pick a few out at random like:
Muslims' anger as London Olympics clash with Ramadan
BA offends Christians
Gay asian muslim who's totally crap at his job
30,000 welsh men 'eat take-aways daily'
Oh dear : Soft on crime, tough on pensioners
The Pope Must Die
And my question is: Who sticks up for the monsters? Where are the monsters’ rights? Where are the anti-discrimination laws for monsters? What about positive discrimination? Monsters have feelings you know. Take the Olympics – did the organisers bother to consult us monsters to see if the dates clashed with Fright Night? Oh no. ID cards: are monsters included? Nope. Heard about monster-bullying at schools and in the workplace? It’s covered up – might affect the league tables you see. And the Ugly Tax on monsters – it’s there you know, part of Gordo’s next tax push when he makes PM, mark my words. I believe there was a fairness to monsters clause in the last NL manifesto, but it never saw the light of day. Why no word from Chico on monsters?
Monsters must be feeling hurt, alienated, views not listened to, insulted, discriminated against and well, fed up.
So the next time we all get so involved in debates on Muslims, Christians, pensioners, Americans, the Welsh etc, spare a thought for the monster minority, OK?
Muslims' anger as London Olympics clash with Ramadan
BA offends Christians
Gay asian muslim who's totally crap at his job
30,000 welsh men 'eat take-aways daily'
Oh dear : Soft on crime, tough on pensioners
The Pope Must Die
And my question is: Who sticks up for the monsters? Where are the monsters’ rights? Where are the anti-discrimination laws for monsters? What about positive discrimination? Monsters have feelings you know. Take the Olympics – did the organisers bother to consult us monsters to see if the dates clashed with Fright Night? Oh no. ID cards: are monsters included? Nope. Heard about monster-bullying at schools and in the workplace? It’s covered up – might affect the league tables you see. And the Ugly Tax on monsters – it’s there you know, part of Gordo’s next tax push when he makes PM, mark my words. I believe there was a fairness to monsters clause in the last NL manifesto, but it never saw the light of day. Why no word from Chico on monsters?
Monsters must be feeling hurt, alienated, views not listened to, insulted, discriminated against and well, fed up.
So the next time we all get so involved in debates on Muslims, Christians, pensioners, Americans, the Welsh etc, spare a thought for the monster minority, OK?
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