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    We can be heroes ....

    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/17/op...ange.html?_r=1
    My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

    #2
    Tomorrow in the Daily Mail:

    Climate Change gives you Cancer.

    You read it here first!

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      #3
      Next day in the Mirror:
      Walking in space gives you Cancer if you're a Climate change believer.

      YRIHF

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        #4
        Next week in the Express:

        Climate Change Property Price Boom cures Cancer!

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          #5
          Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
          Walking in space gives you Cancer ..
          Was about to make the same point, without the Climate Change gloss

          If one of these happened to plow through you, I should think cancer is highly likely to follow.

          (Ultra-high-energy cosmic radiation is far less likely to reach the ground, as it is broken up and cascades into slower particles in the atmosphere.)
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Next week in the Express:

            Climate Change Property Price Boom cures Cancer!



            One week later in the Express:

            Prince Philip linked to Climate Change Property Price crash. Di had proof.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #7
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              ...
              If one of these happened to plow through you, I should think cancer is highly likely to follow. ...
              I don't think so. If it hits a DNA molecule it will probably just obliterate it, rather than cause it to mutate. There was a bloke who got his head in the path of a 67GeV proton beam. It didn't cause cancer - but he was burned. So maybe the OMG particle would just kill you instantly.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Daily Fail (again)

                Middle Class Family Caught Cancer From Migrants.

                qh
                He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
                  Daily Fail (again)

                  Middle Class Family Caught Cancer From Migrants.

                  qh
                  Can't be right. There's no indication of how much their house cost.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Can't be right. There's no indication of how much their house cost.
                    Haha, tulip, that a big one to miss. Also forgot to add a bit about general lack of morals in UK but here's a pic of a celeb bird showing a bit of side boob/top of minge.

                    qh
                    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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