I read it in the daily Telegraph

[vetran]

Italian woman asks for help from firefighters after losing keys to her chastity belt - Telegraph

A middle-aged woman in Italy was forced to ask the fire brigade for help after she lost the keys to her chastity belt.
The woman, who has not been named under Italian privacy law, turned up at a fire station on Wednesday morning in Padua, in Italy’s Veneto region, and said she needed help with a lock she could not open.
Firefighters, believing she had locked herself out of her house, began asking for details about where she lived.
It was only then that the woman revealed the specific nature of the problem, pulling up a jumper to reveal an iron chastity belt.
“I’ve lost the keys to a lock and I can no longer open it,” she told a group of stunned firefighters at the fire station in San Fidenzio.

[WTFH]

Wasn't FLC in Italy at the weekend?


Did she "lose" the key as a safety measure?

[MrMarkyMark]

Wasn't FLC in Italy at the weekend?
Did she "lose" the key as a safety measure?

A middle-aged woman in Italy

Should I say "Ok" to that lass who is 10 years older than meself? Or should I look for an easy Italian young lass?

What would NLUK do?

Case closed M'lud.

Next

[WTFH]

FTFY

Should I say "Ok" to that lass who is 10 years older than meself? Or should I look for an easy Italian young lass?

Mark,
"Middle age" is relative to the person doing the talking. 10 years older than FLC would be getting into the Wayne Rooney age range.

[MrMarkyMark]

TBF, I was surprised he was being so fussy.

Any port in a storm and all that

[WTFH]

Any port in a storm and all that

Except the port in question was blockaded.

[vetran]

Except the port in question was blockaded.

they are fitted with more than one port!

[MicrosoftBob]

FTFY





Mark,
"Middle age" is relative to the person doing the talking. 10 years older than FLC would be getting into the Wayne Rooney age range.

Ah the MILF / GILF divide

[vetran]

Ah the MILF / GILF divide

Grandma ILF?

[vetran]

I read it in the daily Telegraph - Safe red light zone?

Leeds red-light district made permanent fixture with 'prostitution zone' three weeks after sex worker murder - Telegraph

A red-light district has been made a permanent fixture less than three weeks after a sex worker was killed in the area.
The street prostitution zone has been allowed to continue indefinitely despite the death of 21-year-old prostitute Daria Pionko who was found with fatal injuries inside the "managed area" in Leeds, West Yorkshire.
A 24-year-old man is currently awaiting trial for the murder of Miss Pionko.
Councillor Mark Dobson, Leeds City Council's executive member for Safer Leeds, called the death of Miss Pionko a "tragedy" but insisted a managed area was needed to protect sex workers.

good / bad?