How will you die?

[scooterscot]

Well it's either caner or circulatory related causes. In other words if you don't wear out cancer will take you out.

How You Will Die | FlowingData

Think I'm good for another 10 or 15 years. By which time the mortgage should be paid off and my posts on cUK become a little less sporadic.

It's a mad world.

[WTFH]

Laughing at Scots with chips on their shoulders.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Laughing at Scots with chips and curry sauce on their shoulders.

[MicrosoftBob]

Covered in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians

[TheFaQQer]

Well it's either caner or circulatory related causes.

Circulatory caused by camping out on the pavement to get the new Apple iGadget every year.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Circulatory, caused by, camping out on the pavement to get the new Apple iGadget every year, coupled with the stark relisation you will have to throw all your headphones and leads away, as none of them fit.

[Uncle Albert]

After a short trip to Switzerland. Unless they get their act together and sort out the law here.

[GJABS]

I'll probably fly into a mountain

[scooterscot]

I'll probably fly into a mountain

Luckily you'll be wearing your seat belt.

[scooterscot]

After a short trip to Switzerland. Unless they get their act together and sort out the law here.

Why all the bother. Just step out on to the M25 at rush hour. Might take an hour or two, but free.