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Last Day of Contract at Client Co.

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    Last Day of Contract at Client Co.

    After, just over, 3 years, I hit the bench tomorrow, which is also my birthday.
    Typing this wildly hung over, after drinking, last night, till 3:30 AM.

    Plenty of people asking what you doing next etc. including 3 personal contacts, who, obviously, a lot more reliable than agents.
    Anyway, that having all been said, I have decided to take the next 3 months off.

    Brazil, Cuba, Costa Rica, Ecuador and Galapagos are calling.

    Any recommendations welcome, take coke and hookers as a given, obviously
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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    Enjoy!

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      #3
      Thanks Nick, it really has been too long.

      Now's the time to spend some
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        ha ha

        good luck with that

        why not tell the truth

        you are going to spend the next 3 months in your mum's basement w*nking into a sock and making up stories?

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          #5
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          ha ha

          good luck with that

          why not tell the truth

          you are going to spend the next 3 months in your mum's basement w*nking into a sock and making up stories?

          Ferk off you ferkin', wannabe, hipster tw*t.

          FTFY

          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          you are going to spend the next 3 months, tied up, down in Andy W's mum's basement w*nking into a sock, while she films it?
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #6
            He'll be able to fix that for you to his heart's content now.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #7
              Well I am in Brazil 17.3 - 28.3, if you are around I'll show you how it's really done.

              At this time of year I would be considering Bora Bora to relax first, then head over to Burma & Vietnam. Top tip, Cuba saves you a fortune in hookers.

              Also, come and join us over here here to get your First class air tickets sorted out.

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                #8
                I'd join, but friggin bad timing, my yacht is moored in the South of France, undergoing upgrades so I'm just milling around casinos and 5 start hotels whilst it done.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
                  Well I am in Brazil 17.3 - 28.3, if you are around I'll show you how it's really done.

                  At this time of year I would be considering Bora Bora to relax first, then head over to Burma & Vietnam. Top tip, Cuba saves you a fortune in hookers.

                  Also, come and join us over here here to get your First class air tickets sorted out.
                  I'm sure, "unfortunately" the Mrs is coming, also.

                  Thanks for the link to Flyertalk, I will check that out
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    FTFY


                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    I'd join, but friggin bad timing, my yacht is moored in the South of France, undergoing upgrades so I'm just milling around casinos and 5 start hotels, in between shooting my new porn movie, whilst it is done

                    Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 21 January 2016, 11:24.
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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