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    One for the permies

    20 top tips for surviving life in the workplace

    Choice quotes :

    The secret is to mix criticism with recognition. For example: "You've made a number of mistakes Martin, but we recognise you made them because you are a total idiot."

    Excessive drinking at work makes you feel sociable, light-headed and confident. In other words, it makes you feel like you work in sales. The day after, when you feel like the whole world is a grim, head-crushing torture chamber, it makes you feel like you work in IT.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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