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    Job offer of the day...

    Don't miss this one, particularly if you want to be paid 0-2 per day. Also, it's a requirement that you know DOORS, it's also desirable if you know DOORS...


    System Engineer / East Sussex / 6 Months / ?0 - ?2 / DOORS, UML

    Role: System Engineer
    Location: Hastings
    Length: 6 Months (Extension likely)
    Day Rate:
    ?0 - ?2
    Key Skills: SC Cleared, UML, DOORS

    A market leading defence organisation is currently looking at recruiting multiple System Engineers for a large scale, long term project.

    Essential Skills:

    - DOORS (Requirement Management)
    - UML
    - SC Cleared
    - Data Link - Link 11, Link 16 or Link 22 (Desirable)
    - DOORS (Desirable)
    - Avionics or Aerospace (Desirable)
    - DO-178B (Desirable)



    (absolutely no idea why it was sent to me)
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

    #2
    Getting completely irrelevant job offers from agents isn't exactly new or a noteworthy thing.

    I get lots of jobs about delivering parcels and CNC machine operators, probably because I've got the keywords project delivery and machine learning on my CV.

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      #3
      Doors - Desirable Requirement

      Someone's building a house then?
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        #4
        I get text messages asking if i want to deliver Pizzas for Dominos but i dont have a Nissan Micra anymore so i never reply

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mincepie View Post
          I get text messages asking if i want to deliver Pizzas for Dominos but i dont have a Nissan Micra anymore so i never reply
          You can probably pick a Matiz up for a couple of hundred. Pence.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #6
            Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
            You can probably pick a Matiz up for a couple of hundred. Pence.
            Is that better or worse than a Micra?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mincepie View Post
              Is that better or worse than a Micra?
              It's all relative really. Our local "pizza" shop switched from a Micra to a Matiz. Wish they switch from plastic cheese to proper cheese.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #8
                Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                It's all relative really. Our local "pizza" shop switched from a Micra to a Matiz. Wish they switch from plastic cheese to proper cheese.
                I have never understood why Pizza is so relatively expensive as a take away option, maybe my driver has a Rolls or something

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mincepie View Post
                  I have never understood why Pizza is so relatively expensive as a take away option, maybe my driver has a Rolls or something
                  Think all the money went on the neon sign rather than the ingredients at our local
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                    Doors - Desirable Requirement
                    Sometimes, you really do need to call in the experts....

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