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    And now

    Witness the power of this fully operational battle station!

    German Chancellor fires hydrogen plasma with the push of a button
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    Remember the lectures on dat one a few years ago...
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #3
      Makes a change for the Germans to invent something.

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Um, it was invented in Septicland.

        In 1950.
        Best to assume anything amazing was invented in America. We're just so damn awesome.

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          #5
          Originally posted by seanraaron View Post
          Best to assume anything amazing was invented in America. We're just so damn awesome.











          (Actually Scottish and German roots)
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
            Makes a change for the Germans to invent something.
            Too logical. They captured a live 'Upkeep' bouncing bomb (technically a mine, but still) from a crashed Lancaster in 1943, called it 'Kurt' but couldn't get it to bounce. Never thought to back-spin it see.....

            Good card players!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by seanraaron View Post
              Best to assume anything amazing was invented in America. We're just so damn awesome.


              I thought you were Scottish.




              Things America Did Not Invent - Uncyclopedia - Wikia
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #8
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                Only by naturalisation, though I know that unlike America the natives will never accept an immigrant like me truly as one of their own.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by seanraaron View Post
                  Only by naturalisation, though I know that unlike America the natives will never accept an immigrant like me truly as one of their own.
                  An incomer!

                  You can't naturalise as Scottish (or English or Welsh) anyway, only British....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by stek View Post
                    An incomer!

                    You can't naturalise as Scottish (or English or Welsh) anyway, only British....
                    I'm an optimist, but yes I hold the red passport, so British. And no, unlike many of my Yankee brethren, I have no ancestral ties. I just like it here.

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