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    Bird strike woes

    MrsMac has downed tools, any one know how to use a microwave or should I just order a curry?
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

    #2
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    MrsMac has downed tools, any one know how to use a microwave or should I just order a curry?


    Where's your nearest pub?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #3
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      MrsMac has downed tools, any one know how to use a microwave or should I just order a curry?
      Send her to FLC towers. I'll teach her to use the proper tools

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        #4
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Send her to FLC towers. I'll teach her to use the proper tools
        maybe he doesn't want chipolata for dinner?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Make a omelette. It's really quite simply.

          Crack two eggs into a bowl, a little salt & pepper and perhaps a splash of milk. Beat with a fork if only briefly.

          Preferably Ghee melted or butter in a hot in a small frying pan. Pour in the mix.

          Use the same fork to bring the edges of the omelette towards the centre.

          Add some grated cheese and torn strips of smoked ham. Give it a few minutes.

          Lift up and edge, turning golden yet?

          Half over and put on a plate. Add a little Coriander and enjoy.
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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