Carry on productions announce a new film.

**MarillionFan** · 15 February 2016, 10:19

Carry On Isis

Opening credits, cut's to a Jihadi John lookalike in the desert with a long scimitar and two characters played by Dale Winton and Julian Clary'

JJ - "Infidels, you will die for being a non-believer"
DW - "Ooo, that looks sharp?
JC - "That'll give you a prick!" - Bawdy laugh
JJ - "I'm going to stick this where the sun don't shine Infidel"
JC - 'Well they don't like it up 'em do they' - Bawdy laugh

Meanwhile Babs Windsor's burqua falls off revealing a pair of saggy boobs. JJ - "Allah, take them away" - bawdy laugh

**vetran** · 15 February 2016, 10:22

you missed

'busty accounts clerk'
'Fit receptionist with outstanding assets' MP you busy?

'Slightly dazed chap (Bernard Breslin type) who ends up with the love interests cooky but cute mate who actually has normal sized breasts' - That's SimonMac sorted

'Outrageous baddie for Hattie Jakes to fall in love with' Only NLUK can fill those breeches. There aren't really baddies in carry ons.
'Hattie Jakes lookalike' - I'm Thinking NLYUK.

'Slightly foreign looking type who can be a baddie with a silly accent and bother squirrels' - nope can't think of anyone.

**BrilloPad** · 15 February 2016, 10:40

Originally posted by vetran View Post

'busty accounts clerk'

Who will suggest asking something of the "busty accounts clerk"?

Carry on productions announce a new film.