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    Birds in fast cars

    Seeing as my last post proved popular here's another.

    Birds in fast cars, right or wrong?

    I ask cos this morning a women pulled up behind me in a black 'Noble M12 GTO' ... it made my willy shrink!
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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    Sure it wasn't some Thai Ladyboy sitting in there ?(seems to be the hot topic on these boards at the moment...)

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      #3
      Hmmm, it was raining so I didnt get a good look.

      I like girls in old classics like an E-type or an Alfa Spyder but a Noble? that's a mans car.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Wife drives the TVR Tuscan occasionally.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #5
          Originally posted by gingerjedi
          Seeing as my last post proved popular here's another.

          Birds in fast cars, right or wrong?

          I ask cos this morning a women pulled up behind me in a black 'Noble M12 GTO' ... it made my willy shrink!
          Just got my new Noble today and there I was tootling along, as you do, when this Nissan Micra blocked my way. The driver was wearing an anorak and doing around 50 mph in the middle lane of the motorway. All of a sudden he saw me in his mirror and got very agitated, looking down at his lap, and apparently stroking whatever he had down there.

          Kate M.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru
            Just got my new Noble today and there I was tootling along, as you do, when this Nissan Micra blocked my way. The driver was wearing an anorak and doing around 50 mph in the middle lane of the motorway. All of a sudden he saw me in his mirror and got very agitated, looking down at his lap, and apparently stroking whatever he had down there.

            Kate M.
            So I sniffed some powerder and overtook him wildly.

            Yours Katey.

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru
              Just got my new Noble today and there I was tootling along, as you do, when this Nissan Micra blocked my way. The driver was wearing an anorak and doing around 50 mph in the middle lane of the motorway. All of a sudden he saw me in his mirror and got very agitated, looking down at his lap, and apparently stroking whatever he had down there.

              Kate M.
              I would have been disapointed if there wasn't the old 'contractorUK other side of the story' reply!
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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