I think this bloke has trumped, or at least equaled, it with this tweet
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
#wankpuffin made its first appearance at Christmas.
Story here Twitter was going mad talking about w*nkpuffins on Christmas Day but what are they? | Metro News (HT to NF who highlighted in TPD) -
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post#wankpuffin made its first appearance at Christmas.
Story here Twitter was going mad talking about w*nkpuffins on Christmas Day but what are they? | Metro News (HT to NF who highlighted in TPD)Comment
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I didn't know But, maybe we should come up with another new term of 'endearment' like, oh I dunno, tossbadger, cumbeetle...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Daft if doing so really would endanger security on all phones as Apple suggest. Ok, it's a serious terrorist case but does tracking down a few accomplices justify putting millions of users at risk of cyber-fraud?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI didn't know But, maybe we should come up with another new term of 'endearment' like, oh I dunno, tossbadger, cumbeetle...
I liked his tweet about his long-suffering wife Ali's reaction:
Wife: [staring at phone] Wankpuffin?
Me: It's a long story. You were watching Downton and..:
Wife: WANKpuffin?
Me: [sheepishly] Yes.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostDaft if doing so really would endanger security on all phones as Apple suggest. Ok, it's a serious terrorist case but does tracking down a few accomplices justify putting millions of users at risk of cyber-fraud?
So if he went to the trouble - after the shooting, mind - of destroying those two phones, what's the likelihood there's any important information on the phone he didn't make any attempt to destroy?Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostDaft if doing so really would endanger security on all phones as Apple suggest. Ok, it's a serious terrorist case but does tracking down a few accomplices justify putting millions of users at risk of cyber-fraud?
1. Still going to be using exactly the same phones with the same SIMs in them, and,
2. Are going to still have those phones in their possession.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI think you need to wait for Christmas Night, when everybody's on Twitter because they can't face talking to their relatives anymore
I liked his tweet about his long-suffering wife Ali's reaction:
I liked John Prescott's
Go home, Twitter. You're drunk!Comment
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