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    Cockwomble

    I think this bloke has trumped, or at least equaled, it with this tweet

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    #wankpuffin made its first appearance at Christmas.

    Story here Twitter was going mad talking about w*nkpuffins on Christmas Day but what are they? | Metro News (HT to NF who highlighted in TPD)

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      #3
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      #wankpuffin made its first appearance at Christmas.

      Story here Twitter was going mad talking about w*nkpuffins on Christmas Day but what are they? | Metro News (HT to NF who highlighted in TPD)
      I watched it unfolding at the time, last one still up on Christmas Night in my parents' living room. It was undoubtedly one of Nick Harvey's finest hours, and he's had a few

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        #4
        I didn't know But, maybe we should come up with another new term of 'endearment' like, oh I dunno, tossbadger, cumbeetle...
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Daft if doing so really would endanger security on all phones as Apple suggest. Ok, it's a serious terrorist case but does tracking down a few accomplices justify putting millions of users at risk of cyber-fraud?
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            I didn't know But, maybe we should come up with another new term of 'endearment' like, oh I dunno, tossbadger, cumbeetle...
            I think you need to wait for Christmas Night, when everybody's on Twitter because they can't face talking to their relatives anymore

            I liked his tweet about his long-suffering wife Ali's reaction:

            Wife: [staring at phone] Wankpuffin?
            Me: It's a long story. You were watching Downton and..:
            Wife: WANKpuffin?
            Me: [sheepishly] Yes.

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              #7
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Daft if doing so really would endanger security on all phones as Apple suggest. Ok, it's a serious terrorist case but does tracking down a few accomplices justify putting millions of users at risk of cyber-fraud?
              Not to mention that he destroyed his and his wife's personal phones: this was his work phone.

              So if he went to the trouble - after the shooting, mind - of destroying those two phones, what's the likelihood there's any important information on the phone he didn't make any attempt to destroy?

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                #8
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Daft if doing so really would endanger security on all phones as Apple suggest. Ok, it's a serious terrorist case but does tracking down a few accomplices justify putting millions of users at risk of cyber-fraud?
                We all know the accomplices are:
                1. Still going to be using exactly the same phones with the same SIMs in them, and,
                2. Are going to still have those phones in their possession.

                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  I think you need to wait for Christmas Night, when everybody's on Twitter because they can't face talking to their relatives anymore

                  I liked his tweet about his long-suffering wife Ali's reaction:

                  I liked John Prescott's

                  Go home, Twitter. You're drunk!

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                    #10
                    Apple should turn off his eyePhone remotely and send him a Nokia.

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