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Breakfast...I have decided

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    Breakfast...I have decided

    IN with bacon.
    IN with eggs
    IN with black pudding
    IN with hash browns

    OUT with baked beans (they make me fart)
    OUT with mushrooms (the remind me of slugs)

    And there's nothing the EU can do to stop me! Nom nom nom.

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    IN with bacon.
    .
    The widely available Danish one?

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      #3
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      The widely available Danish one?
      Foreign muck!

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        IN with bacon.
        IN with eggs
        IN with black pudding
        IN with hash browns

        OUT with baked beans (they make me fart)
        OUT with mushrooms (the remind me of slugs)

        And there's nothing the EU can do to stop me! Nom nom nom.
        The EU will not be happy. They want you to eat snails, frogs and horse for breakfast, while you smoke 20 cigarettes.

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          #5
          What about the Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube?

          https://youtu.be/OzeDZtx3wUw?t=71
          Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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            #6
            They call it a full Scottish breakfast north of the border.

            LMFAO. Why did you vote to remain?
            http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              IN with bacon.
              IN with eggs
              IN with black pudding
              IN with hash browns

              OUT with baked beans (they make me fart)
              OUT with mushrooms (the remind me of slugs)

              And there's nothing the EU can do to stop me! Nom nom nom.
              It's not the EU you need to worry about it's the NHS fat police. You'll be rounded up and set for compulsory re-education.
              England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
                It's not the EU you need to worry about it's the NHS fat police. You'll be rounded up and set for compulsory re-education.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
                  It's not the EU you need to worry about it's the NHS fat police. You'll be rounded up and set for compulsory re-education.
                  I will send this to MF through PM.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Chuck View Post
                    The EU will not be happy. They want you to eat snails, frogs and horse for breakfast, while you smoke 20 cigarettes.
                    and stuff your face with croissants with no butter or jam, just dipped in black coffee!
                    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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