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    Welcome back MarkyMark

    We missed you

    #2
    Cheers FLC, anything new going on
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      Cheers FLC, anything new going on
      No one to FTFY MF's brainfarts here. Now that you are back, we look forward to less stench and more focus on reality

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        #4
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        No one to FTFY MF's brainfarts here. Now that you are back, we look forward to less stench and more focus on reality
        I heard various rumours, about my disappearance went around.....

        1) Seen off by a masked stranger wearing stranglers gloves.
        2) A little "time off" in Kate Moss's old room, for chronic crack addiction, at the Priory.
        3) Run down by Bee in her cr@ppy old beamer.
        4) Smashed over the back of the head with a shovel, by Cojak, for attempts at humour in the professional forums.

        I can confirm that none of the above is true.

        The reality is I fly out Next Tuesday to Hong Kong, then the Philippines, then Singapore, until the 2nd of May.
        All booked and raring to go
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #5
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          Some of us missed you
          FTFY
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #6
            Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
            FTFY
            Thats why you are meeting with me on Thursday, at the wonderful Babur
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #7
              Welcome back!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                Thats why you are meeting with me on Thursday, at the wonderful Babur
                Don't flatter yourself. It's your leaving meal; I'm there to make sure you leave.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                  Don't flatter yourself. It's your leaving meal; I'm there to make sure you leave.
                  Cheeky get

                  Just gonna pleased to be out of it all for a while TBH.
                  That's what Contracting is all about for me.
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    I heard various rumours, about my disappearance went around.....
                    I'm not sure anyone noticed, what did you do?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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