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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostCheers FLC, anything new going onComment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostNo one to FTFY MF's brainfarts here. Now that you are back, we look forward to less stench and more focus on reality
1) Seen off by a masked stranger wearing stranglers gloves.
2) A little "time off" in Kate Moss's old room, for chronic crack addiction, at the Priory.
3) Run down by Bee in her cr@ppy old beamer.
4) Smashed over the back of the head with a shovel, by Cojak, for attempts at humour in the professional forums.
I can confirm that none of the above is true.
The reality is I fly out Next Tuesday to Hong Kong, then the Philippines, then Singapore, until the 2nd of May.
All booked and raring to goThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostSome of us missed youThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostFTFYThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThats why you are meeting with me on Thursday, at the wonderful BaburThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostDon't flatter yourself. It's your leaving meal; I'm there to make sure you leave.
Just gonna pleased to be out of it all for a while TBH.
That's what Contracting is all about for me.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI heard various rumours, about my disappearance went around.....Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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