Irremovable Stains

**NibblyPig** · 26 February 2016, 17:45

Have you tried having words with your maid?

**MrMarkyMark** · 26 February 2016, 17:49

Originally posted by NibblyPig View Post

Have you tried having words with your maid?

I tried, but, shes currently in the basement soaking in a bath full of lime.

It was a punishment for scratching the Aston, when she was trying to offload a fridge freezer, out of a truck, into the house.
I actually witnessed it, with my own eyes

**Troll** · 26 February 2016, 17:51

£55-£90
HTH

**MrMarkyMark** · 26 February 2016, 17:57

@ Troll, correct the 1000 thread Egyptian cotton do indeed hold a stain very well.

Very perceptive, sir

**quackhandle** · 26 February 2016, 18:37

Bed Sheets? I thought it was a Blue Dress Mr President?

qh

**DimPrawn** · 26 February 2016, 18:39

Originally posted by NibblyPig View Post

Have you tried having words with your maid?

Maybe it was the maid and OP that caused the stains?

**FatLazyContractor** · 26 February 2016, 18:39

Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Hi Team,

The missus is complaining about, irremovable stains on the bed sheets, I can't imagine how they got there

I know how laundry proud all of you at CUK are, so was just wondering if you had any tips?

Cheers,

MarkyMark.

Please convey my apologies to MrsMarkyMark. Should have been careful

**MrMarkyMark** · 26 February 2016, 18:44

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Maybe it was the maid and OP that caused the stains?

Unfortunately "specially" selected by the missus.
Obviously, not for her good looks, or fine form

.

She looks like a bulldog that is chewing a wasp, whilst looking at a picture of FLC, naked and proud.

Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Please convey my apologies to MrsMarkyMark. Should have been careful

Bravo, your timing is impeccable, extremely well played, sir!

**OnceStonedRose** · 26 February 2016, 18:51

simply stain the rest of the bedsheet obviously.

Irremovable Stains