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MarillionFan
27th February 2016, 19:55
Companies privately owned, pre-IPO and worth at least $1 Billion dollars, considered to be as rare as Unicorns


And I've just received a tap up from in the US. Maybe the MSC will have to wait for another year.


If I do another Pre-IPO US company, this time I'm moving.


UK is fecked. Pound to US Dollar is crap and they'll be a European War next year. US is looking appealing.

FatLazyContractor
27th February 2016, 20:06
Companies privately owned, pre-IPO and worth at least $1 Billion dollars, considered to be as rare as Unicorns


And I've just received a tap up from in the US. Maybe the MSC will have to wait for another year.


If I do another Pre-IPO US company, this time I'm moving.


UK is fecked. Pound to US Dollar is crap and they'll be a European War next year. US is looking appealing.

And you will be considered relatively thin for once in your miserable life. Go for it fatboy :happy

AtW
27th February 2016, 20:09
UK is fecked. Pound to US Dollar is crap and they'll be a European War next year. US is looking appealing.

Much more sensible taxes in USA too and cost of living is cheap unless you are in posh part of Silicon Valley or New York :tired

AtW
27th February 2016, 20:22
And I've just received a tap up from in the US. Maybe the MCSE will have to wait for another year.

FTFY

fullyautomatix
27th February 2016, 21:24
And you will be considered relatively thin for once in your miserable life. Go for it fatboy :happy


Says Fatlazycontractor :winker:

BrilloPad
28th February 2016, 09:14
Companies privately owned, pre-IPO and worth at least $1 Billion dollars, considered to be as rare as Unicorns


And I've just received a tap up from in the US. Maybe the MSC will have to wait for another year.


If I do another Pre-IPO US company, this time I'm moving.


UK is fecked. Pound to US Dollar is crap and they'll be a European War next year. US is looking appealing.

Rarer than a unicorn is a genuine MF post. Still sh4gging the air hostesses in first class?

clearedforlanding
28th February 2016, 12:25
Companies privately owned, pre-IPO and worth at least $1 Billion dollars, considered to be as rare as Unicorns


And I've just received a tap up from in the US. Maybe the MSC will have to wait for another year.


If I do another Pre-IPO US company, this time I'm moving.


UK is fecked. Pound to US Dollar is crap and they'll be a European War next year. US is looking appealing.

H-1B visas are available for various types of specialty occupations that require theoretical or technical expertise in specialized fields.

I think you might have a problem

SueEllen
28th February 2016, 12:40
I wonder what president Trump will get up to....

AtW
28th February 2016, 15:34
I wonder what president Trump will get up to....

In a case of mistaken identity deport MF to Mexico.

We can only hope...

FatLazyContractor
28th February 2016, 16:40
In a case of mistaken identity deport MF to Mexico.

We can only hope...

Danny boy's been waiting for a while now ....

https://tribzap2it.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/machete-kills-danny-trejo-troublemaker-studios.jpg

AtW
28th February 2016, 16:42
Danny boy's been waiting for a while now ....

https://tribzap2it.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/machete-kills-danny-trejo-troublemaker-studios.jpg

My money would be on MF :smokin

greenlake
28th February 2016, 17:27
If I do another Pre-IPO US company, this time I'm moving.

US is looking appealing.

http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/KeXMN9.gif

MarillionFan
28th February 2016, 18:18
My money would be on MF :smokin


Damn right. They don't call me Frederick Dukes for nothing. :smokin

MarillionFan
28th February 2016, 18:22
http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/KeXMN9.gif


That's pretty revolting, but reminds me of a video I saw when the internet first came out and I have never ever been able to find again.


Picture the scene, a guy is in the bedroom with his girlfriend. She's lying on the bed in underwear, when a guy in a Rooster suit climbs through another window. First guy looks through the window, and the rooster comically kicks him up the arse & out of the window. When dressed weirdly in a rooster suit, turns to the camera, breaks the forth wall & raises his eyebrow and cheesy grin, before turning to the girl on the bed (who I think maybe blindfolded).


It had a brilliantly funny musical soundtrack & was pretty grainy. I believe it was from some Scandy type film or comedy series. Must be 15 years ago since I saw it, and as much looking never found it.


Greenlake. Do you accept the challenge?

mudskipper
28th February 2016, 18:26
That's pretty revolting, but reminds me of a video I saw when the internet first came out and I have never ever been able to find again.


Picture the scene, a guy is in the bedroom with his girlfriend. She's lying on the bed in underwear, when a guy in a Rooster suit climbs through another window. First guy looks through the window, and the rooster comically kicks him up the arse & out of the window. When dressed weirdly in a rooster suit, turns to the camera, breaks the forth wall & raises his eyebrow and cheesy grin, before turning to the girl on the bed (who I think maybe blindfolded).


It had a brilliantly funny musical soundtrack & was pretty grainy. I believe it was from some Scandy type film or comedy series. Must be 15 years ago since I saw it, and as much looking never found it.


Greenlake. Do you accept the challenge?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNaLkBIni44&feature=youtu.be - inline removed as NSFW!

MarillionFan
28th February 2016, 18:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNaLkBIni44&feature=youtu.be - inline removed as NSFW!


That's it, albeit much longer. How the hell did you Google that?

mudskipper
28th February 2016, 18:43
That's it, albeit much longer. How the hell did you Google that?

Let me google that for you (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=rooster+suit+kicks+out+window&l=1)

MarillionFan
28th February 2016, 18:54
Let me google that for you (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=rooster+suit+kicks+out+window&l=1)


Solved just '4 months ago'. Lucky find :-) Been looking for 15 years.

mudskipper
28th February 2016, 18:57
Solved just '4 months ago'. Lucky find :-) Been looking for 15 years.

Worryingly, I searched rooster suity rather than rooster suit, but it still found the result. :laugh :suity:

eek
28th February 2016, 20:39
Would love to know which unicorn you think still has much of an upside. Apart from slack I can't think of many

mudskipper
28th February 2016, 21:33
http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/KeXMN9.gif

That is quite disturbing.

AtW
28th February 2016, 21:36
That is quite disturbing.

How would you feel about icecream crapping taco (http://www.southparkstudios.co.uk/clips/103617/ice-cream-crapping-taco)???

greenlake
28th February 2016, 22:27
That is quite disturbing.

Sorry about that. How about a mouthful of unicorn balls washed down with a glass of unicorn jizz....?

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/53ebf16ce4b0be29b6b96d97/t/55a1b996e4b0cc071f4ca69e/1436662171326.jpg

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/53ebf16ce4b0be29b6b96d97/t/55a1b91fe4b022eb0283c475/1436662051431.jpg

MrMarkyMark
29th February 2016, 12:50
I thought this was going to be about the field of them that live next to MF's house :D.

Usual "quality" from Green lake, well played sir!! :smokin