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    Thread Dittie Humour

    The Turtle
    The turtle lives twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.


    The Cow
    The cow is of bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other is milk.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore
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    The Suity

    Prolific breeder, the Suity is; At one extreme a tale of woe, at the other, a condom should go.

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