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NickFitz
8th March 2016, 12:51
Before you ask: November 19th (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men%27s_Day) :eyes

FatLazyContractor
8th March 2016, 12:52
Am I supposed to behave today then? :mad

NibblyPig
8th March 2016, 12:53
Am I supposed to behave today then? :mad

Nope it means you can have your pick, so get stuck in


Like international biscuit day you eat biscuits

darmstadt
8th March 2016, 18:33
Don't forget to get a present for the women in your life, show them that you respect them for being a woman: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen - Black, Box of 12: Amazon.co.uk: Office Products (http://www.amazon.co.uk/BiC-For-Her-Medium-Ballpoint/dp/B004FTGJUW) :eek

greenlake
8th March 2016, 19:19
Don't forget to get a present for the women in your life, show them that you respect them for being a woman: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen - Black, Box of 12: Amazon.co.uk: Office Products (http://www.amazon.co.uk/BiC-For-Her-Medium-Ballpoint/dp/B004FTGJUW) :eek

You'd get far more thanks if you gave them one of these....

http://i.imgur.com/yI5XDhc.jpg?1

midlandlass
8th March 2016, 19:22
Before you ask: November 19th (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men%27s_Day) :eyes

November 19th, International Men's Day - just so all you lovely men don't feel left out :rollin:

darmstadt
8th March 2016, 19:25
November 19th, International Men's Day - just so all you lovely men don't feel left out :rollin:

Er, I always thought it was in 5 days time: Steak And BJ Day - Official Website (http://www.steakandbj.org/) :wink

SueEllen
8th March 2016, 19:42
Don't forget to get a present for the women in your life, show them that you respect them for being a woman: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen - Black, Box of 12: Amazon.co.uk: Office Products (http://www.amazon.co.uk/BiC-For-Her-Medium-Ballpoint/dp/B004FTGJUW) :eek



I am a man. Is it safe to use this pen?
Answer:
No - definately not. It will either shatter in your powerful hands, or cause you to get your period.

:rollin:

I forgot how funny those questions and comments were just like Veet for men.

SimonMac
8th March 2016, 20:29
Before you ask: March 14th (http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/) :eyes

FTFY

SimonMac
8th March 2016, 20:30
Take inspiration as Twitter celebrates International Women’s Day | The Poke (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/03/08/take-inspiration-twitter-celebrates-international-womens-day/)

d000hg
8th March 2016, 21:05
Nope it means you can have your pick, so get stuck in


Like international biscuit day you eat biscuitsBut only the foreign kind surely?

midlandlass
8th March 2016, 22:01
Er, I always thought it was in 5 days time: Steak And BJ Day - Official Website (http://www.steakandbj.org/) :wink

That's just wishful thinking surely [emoji3]

vetran
9th March 2016, 01:06
That's just wishful thinking surely [emoji3]

You want to send your chap over? we will train him up, he is letting the side down!

midlandlass
9th March 2016, 08:47
You want to send your chap over? we will train him up, he is letting the side down!

That's just wishful thinking on my part that I have a "chap" :ohwell

SimonMac
9th March 2016, 08:50
That's just wishful thinking on my part that I have a "chap" :ohwell

Christ don't mention on a forum full of IT geeks you are a) single b) an actual woman c) have given us enough info to be able to stalk you on LinkedIn

Although fair place most like FLC won't know what to do with a woman if they ever had the chance

FatLazyContractor
9th March 2016, 08:53
That's just wishful thinking on my part that I have a "chap" :ohwell

Ey yup lass ! Want my Chapstick? :D

FatLazyContractor
9th March 2016, 08:53
Although fair place most like FLC won't know what to do with a woman if they ever had the chance

:winker:

SimonMac
9th March 2016, 08:54
Christ don't mention on a forum full of IT geeks you are a) single b) an actual woman c) have given us enough info to be able to stalk you on LinkedIn

Although fair place most like FLC won't know what to do with a woman if they ever had the chance


Ey yup lass ! Want my Chapstick? :D

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f3/f321d9d8de5e321d3d1dcc3a97cd0f8cda8a58dd81f38c2edb 81e0ba7a7d0d81.jpg

BrilloPad
9th March 2016, 08:55
I thought this was celebrated on mother's day?

barrydidit
9th March 2016, 08:57
Why is this thread still hanging about? Shouldn't they all be back in the kitchen now? :confused:

FatLazyContractor
9th March 2016, 08:57
I thought this was celebrated on mother's day?

Yes, it was. But the incestuous French prompted for a separate day :eyes

BrilloPad
9th March 2016, 09:00
No doubt MrsBP will be celebrating with a divorce. Not that I wanted to spend that much on her.

mudskipper
9th March 2016, 09:00
I thought this was celebrated on mother's day?

Not all women are mothers.

HTH

FatLazyContractor
9th March 2016, 09:01
Not all women are mothers.

HTH


In BP's world, a woman's role is to bear his kids :popcorn:

BrilloPad
9th March 2016, 09:02
Not all women are mothers.

HTH

True. There are wives and whores as well.....

:rolleyes:

FatLazyContractor
9th March 2016, 09:36
True. There are wives and whores as well.....

:rolleyes:

In the Women's day thread I'd give them respect and call them 'Hookers' :mad

NickFitz
9th March 2016, 10:04
Not all women are monsters.

HTH

FTFY :)

d000hg
9th March 2016, 10:12
Not all women are mothers.

HTHSure they are. They just haven't all got kids yet. :devil

I actually hear that sentiment more from women than men, the 'sacred nature' of being able to create children.

mudskipper
9th March 2016, 10:23
Sure they are. They just haven't all got kids yet. :devil

I actually hear that sentiment more from women than men, the 'sacred nature' of being able to create children.

Women are frequently a least partly defined by their role in the family. It is common to hear something like "mudskipper, mother of three, did xyz" as opposed to "Mr mudskipper, IT consultant, did xyz"

midlandlass
9th March 2016, 11:41
Why is this thread still hanging about? Shouldn't they all be back in the kitchen now? :confused:

It's ok we are perfectly capable at multi-tasking :tongue

barrydidit
9th March 2016, 11:48
It's ok we are perfectly capable at multi-tasking :tongue

Show off :wink

FatLazyContractor
9th March 2016, 11:53
It's ok we are perfectly capable at multi-tasking :tongue


:nopics:

barrydidit
9th March 2016, 11:55
:nopics:

Why? You must have lots of experience of birds ladies rolling their eyes and saying 'Piss off FLC'

BrilloPad
9th March 2016, 12:04
International Women’s day not sexy enough, say men (http://newsthump.com/2016/03/09/international-womens-day-not-sexy-enough-say-men/)

“I mean, I’m all in favour of celebrating social achievements of women across the globe and that, but aren’t we missing out on women’s sexy achievements like topless darts, crop tops and Kim Kardashian?”