Ze Germans ...

[FatLazyContractor]

This big motormouth from Hamburg has been doing our heads (2 of us from the UK) occasionally raising his voice. He has support from 9 other German lads who look big and intimidating.

He has excellent english albeit in ze German accent, highly manipulative and intelligent fecker.

The question is - Should I do this lass from Manchester tonight?

[FatLazyContractor]

Before anyone asks, Yes, I am wearing my three-piece Hugo Boss today

[DaveB]

Before anyone asks, Yes, I am wearing my three-piece Hugo Boss today

And 13 steel rings?

German lodges todger in 13 steel rings

A Munich man has set what may prove an unassailable record for the number of steel rings lodged on a penis after presenting himself at a local hospital with no less than 13 engorgement aids encircling his swollen member.

[OnceStonedRose]

This big motormouth from Hamburg has been doing our heads (2 of us from the UK) occasionally raising his voice. He has support from 9 other German lads who look big and intimidating.

He has excellent english albeit in ze German accent, highly manipulative and intelligent fecker.

The question is - Should I do this lass from Manchester tonight?

You want to know if you should shag a Mancunian tart?

It could get very messy.

[scooterscot]

He has excellent english albeit in ze German accent, highly manipulative and intelligent fecker.

That or you're just really thick and impressionable.

[vetran]

You taught Mrs Palmer to speak in mancunian accent?