The Big Greggs

[vetran]

So is it

We've put a new twist on the classic Steak and Cheese combination...

This time it's made with shredded beef and Stilton in a rich gravy, wrapped in our golden puff pasty roll.

https://www.greggs.co.uk/menu/pastie...d-cheese-roll/

Or the traditional

Beef and gravy, a match made in heaven! Our delicious Steak Bake is the perfect snack when you’re out and about.

https://www.greggs.co.uk/menu/pastie...s/steak-bake-/

[DimPrawn]

None of the above for two reasons.

1. Greggs is like some mass produced grey slurry wrapped in lard soaked cardboard. Maccy D's for the sausage role generation.
2. People who eat that tulipe tend to look like MF on a bad day.

[unixman]

My new client has a Greggs on site, and its a life saver. Gosforth's finest. So long as you peruse the sensible sandwiches and pass politely over the beige items.

True about the sausage roll generation though. A coffee in 2016 has the same calories as a burger in 1996. Almost.

[NotAllThere]

None of the above for two reasons.

1. Greggs is like some mass produced grey slurry wrapped in lard soaked cardboard. Maccy D's for the sausage role generation.
2. People who eat that tulipe tend to look like MF on a bad day.

Hang on - isn't that MF on a good day?

[vetran]

Hang on - isn't that MF on a good day?

yep he has lost a lot of weight hasn't he!

[LondonManc]

My new client has a Greggs on site, and its a life saver. Gosforth's finest. So long as you peruse the sensible sandwiches and pass politely over the beige items.

True about the sausage roll generation though. A coffee in 2016 has the same calories as a burger in 1996. Almost.

Bit racist that pal.

[anonymouse]

More pies

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[d000hg]

Nice fudge doughnuts though. Sausage rolls OK except they flake everywhere like mad.

The worrying thing is:

Our delicious Steak Bake is the perfect snack when you’re out and about.

It's more like a meal but people eat them as a snack between meals.

[stek]

My new client has a Greggs on site, and its a life saver. Gosforth's finest. So long as you peruse the sensible sandwiches and pass politely over the beige items.

True about the sausage roll generation though. A coffee in 2016 has the same calories as a burger in 1996. Almost.

There are no calories in coffee aren't there? Black coffee I mean.

[DimPrawn]

There are no calories in coffee aren't there? Black coffee I mean.

No the calories are in the milk, syrup flavouring, whipped cream, 15 spoons of sugar and sprinkles on top.