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    Business is booming

    if you're an undertaker. Could be a plan B...

    Good year for deaths drives profit rise for British funeral firm | Reuters
    England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

    #2
    This is less good news:

    Who chooses not to have a funeral? - BBC News
    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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      #3
      Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
      It's OK, it still costs around £1000 even if you don't have a funeral.
      England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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        #4
        Only two things certain in life...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
          It's OK, it still costs around £1000 even if you don't have a funeral.
          How about a Sky burial ?
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #6
            Originally posted by Troll View Post
            How about a Sky burial ?
            I'm all in favour of them, but I suspect that the local authorities here would not be happy to let me plonk a bunch of stiffs in their local beauty spots.

            If you could turn the corpses into animal feed that would be a win win!
            England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Troll View Post
              How about a Sky burial ?
              Do you get broadband and phone with it?
              Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                #8
                Apparently if you donate your body to science, it's eventually returned to your loved ones as ashes.

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