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Dear Leader doing an MF

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    Dear Leader doing an MF

    Sweet

    North Korea's Kim Jong-Un appears to have piled on the pounds in pictures | Daily Mail Online


    #2
    Got a bit paler too by the looks. Obviously been hanging around the skin clinics in Bradford

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      #3
      Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
      Got a bit paler too by the looks. Obviously been hanging around the skin clinics in Bradford
      Or was it caused by exposure to Uranium?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Or was it caused by exposure to Uranus?
        FTFY

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          FTFY
          Whatever fecking idiot called a planet Uranus. Either they deserve a medal, or they should have been fired.

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            #6
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            Whatever fecking idiot called a planet Uranus. Either they deserve a medal, or they should have been fired.
            "Uranus had been observed on many occasions before its recognition as a planet, but it was generally mistaken for a star. Possibly the earliest known observation was by Hipparchos, who in 128 BC may have recorded it as a star for his star catalogue that was later incorporated into Ptolemy's Almagest.[18] The earliest definite sighting was in 1690 when John Flamsteed observed it at least six times, cataloguing it as 34 Tauri. The French astronomer Pierre Lemonnier observed Uranus at least twelve times between 1750 and 1769,[19] including on four consecutive nights."

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranus#Discovery

            HTH

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              #7
              No shіt Sherlock....

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                The French astronomer Pierre Lemonnier observed Uranus at least twelve times between 1750 and 1769,[19] including on four consecutive nights."

                Fecking perverted French bast@rds

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                  No shіt Sherlock....

                  The question is - What in the fecking world do those people around him write down on those tulip sized notepads ?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    The question is - What in the fecking world do those people around him write down on those tulip sized notepads ?
                    After the meeting they turn in the notepads in and whoever missed some of his important words gets executed by AA guns

                    I bet they don't teach such things at Eton or St Pauls...

                    HTH

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