Reasons to leave or stay in London

[BrilloPad]

10 reasons to leave London

Ten reasons not to leave London, EVER – Now. Here. This. – Time Out London

And 1 reason to leave. Buying impossible and renting will cost 70% of your take home pay.

[FatLazyContractor]

And 1 reason to leave.

The biggest tuliphole known to mankind.

HTH

[VectraMan]

75% of our laws come from London.

Time to get OUT!

[Bee]

I only know the turist perspective but I don't mind to have an experience of living in London.

[d000hg]

The biggest tuliphole known to mankind.

HTH

London is a wonderful city. But you need to be rich to live there full-time, I reckon - visiting the place you can stay in the centre and wander through the parks but in reality you wouldn't be living in those bits

[NotAllThere]

I missed London when I stopped working there. In the same I would miss an enormous boil on my left buttock.

[LondonManc]

That article must be tongue in cheek. Either it's having a laugh or the author has disappeared up her own/London's arse.

1/ You'll miss it - it's a comfort bubble; that's common for anyone leaving anyway.
2/ Other places are weird - so is London.
3/ You'll run out of people to date - slag
4/ and sleep with - slag
5/ It'll be even harder to come back - pure speculation but if you've left, you'll probably not want to go back
6/ Public transport - buses randomly stop in London and tell you all to get off. The driver wouldn't get away with that elsewhere
7/ You'll need a car - you'll have the freedom of a car that you can drive at more than an average 10mph
8/ The food won't taste as good - you'll become a less pretentious person but can still get your Byron or Hawksmoor fix elsewhere
9/ Because London can surprise you in beautiful ways - she's running out of reasons
10/ And because honestly you're really needed here - yep, definitely run out of reasons

London's good and London's bad and so are plenty of other places. People in London just seem too busy. Running for a tube when they're every 2 minutes - what's all that about?

[BrilloPad]

I missed London when I stopped working there. In the same I would miss an enormous boil on my left buttock.

Was that the one you called admin?

[NotAllThere]

Was that the one you called admin?

You might think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

[FatLazyContractor]

You might think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

So you referring to a co-moderator?