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flamel
21st March 2016, 17:13
Budget for the rich
plus 'accounting stunts'
What a nasty bunch
of Jeremy Hunts

from #WriteAPoemAboutTories

LondonManc
21st March 2016, 17:19
There once was a man called Dave
Whose policies weren't very brave
But he'd get lots of thanks
If he shafted the banks
While sending George to an early grave

MarillionFan
21st March 2016, 17:32
There once was a Mayor called bumbling Boris
Who went to Parliament on a large Stegosaurus
Was he in, or was he out
Was he an opportunistic tosser, they'd all go and shout
Don't know, but he's ****ed up that Osbourne was the chorus

flamel
21st March 2016, 17:34
Tories are a greedy bunch
Dismantling all they see
Selling the country to friends at lunch
When it already belongs to you and me

d000hg
21st March 2016, 17:35
A budget for those who aspire to a bed-sit
Tax cuts but Osborne can't relax
Duncan-Smith avoids the axe and quits
As benefits face the chop

DimPrawn
21st March 2016, 17:45
The Tories are chunts,
Voted for by twunts,
Run for the benefit of bankers,
Voted for by stupid *******,
But still 1.0E36 x better than Labour.

flamel
21st March 2016, 17:50
Jack said to his wife
It looks like times are lean
HMRC have been in their time machine
The Budget could **** us
Let's create a ruckus
Or we'll be left with no cash and no bean

DodgyAgent
21st March 2016, 17:55
Budget for IT contractors
plus 'accounting stunts'
What a nasty bunch
of Jeremy Hunts

from #WriteAPoemAboutTories

FTFY

DodgyAgent
21st March 2016, 17:56
A budget for those who aspire to a bed-sit
Tax cuts but Osborne can't relax
Duncan-Smith avoids the axe and quits
As benefits face the chop

perhaps you could spare the poor a few bits of your unearned inheritance

d000hg
21st March 2016, 18:15
I'm pretty sure tax was already paid on it through 2 generations of toil; and then IHT will come into effect. And then anything I earn on it will be taxed.

Telling other people what to do with their money makes you sound like a bitter leftie by the way.

darmstadt
21st March 2016, 19:48
A Tory is a thief, a scoundrel and a liar
Selling Britain to the highest buyer
But when it is their friend
Like a tree in the wind they bend
They can all **** off and drown in a quagmire