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Reasons to stay in the Philippines

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    Reasons to stay in the Philippines

    It's beautiful, hot and cheap.
    They don't tax you on overseas income (BTL's paradise).
    You can buy a nice bit of beach for around £250 K.
    You lose weight due to the heat and healthy food.
    The fishing is good.
    You don't have have see Gideon and his bunch of feckwits messing up the country on TV.
    You can do a little remote work to supplement your income, quick broadband is available.

    Obviously, if you are a single man there other attractive opportunities.
    I think even FLC could score here although after 6 months he would become know as SLC
    The Chunt of Chunts.

    #2
    What? Stout Lazy Contractor?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #3
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      What? Stout Lazy Contractor?


      How was Japan?
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post


        How was Japan?


        still here for another 10 days
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #5
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          still here for another 10 days
          How's the food?
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #6
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            How's the food?
            Yum, followed by extra yum. Provided you like fish, beef, rice, noodles, etc.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #7
              Those bar girls. You do know it's not your winning personality and small cock they're after don't you.

              What's in your wallet?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Is marmite available?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  What's in your wallet?

                  Condoms?
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    Yum, followed by extra yum. Provided you like fish, beef, rice, noodles, etc.
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Those bar girls. You do know it's not your winning personality and small cock they're after don't you.

                    What's in your wallet?
                    Do they sell pies there?

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