New Financial Year, New CUK Meme.

[MarillionFan]

Well April is nearly on us, and I shall no doubt be heading back into some form of alternative employment to permiedom, which means my first class travel & champers will cease.


Having been a sledge salesman, tat shop owner, MDM fighter & punch your lights out contractor over the period of my 17 years on CUK as wittiest poster & best moderator ever. I feel I need a new meme for 2016/2017/


I may of course try and get a bit fitter, and become an endure type athlete & bore you stupid with tales of charity races & blood giving. I may get a divorce and lose my children (but more likely I'd win custody), or a gold buying speckulant who lives in a camper van, cretin calling shed building chunt, Russian Squirrel botherer or annoying pedant who points out peoples speling mistakes, or attention seeking poster. I am undecided.


Please provide some suggestions on my next CUK meme.

[DimPrawn]

[administrator]

Please provide some suggestions on my next CUK mememememe.

Isn't that how you spell it?

[WTFH]

Have you tried searching?

[WTFH]

Or maybe


(a bit less offensive/old school)

[MrMarkyMark]

Bensons the circus are hiring, they need either a new idiot or a new clown.

You would be a perfect fit for both

[WTFH]

Bensons the circus are hiring, they need either a new idiot or a new clown.

You would be a perfect fit for both

I'm surprised you didn't mention about your wife's vaginectomy and how she's looking for a new c...

[BrilloPad]

Well April is nearly on us, and I shall no doubt be heading back into some form of alternative employment to permiedom, which means my first class travel & champers will cease.

This April girl - what is the name of her Labrador?

Maybe you could go contracting then you could actually live the first class lifestyle instead of lieing about it.

[barrydidit]

annoying pedant who points out peoples speling mistakes

[FatLazyContractor]

which means my first class travel & champers will cease.

You mean the non-existent ones?

MDM fighter & punch your lights out contractor over the period of my 17 years on CUK as wittiest poster & best moderator ever. I feel I need a new meme for 2016/2017/.

I may of course try and get a bit fitter, and become an endure type athlete & bore you stupid with tales of charity races & blood giving.

I may get a divorce and lose my children (but more likely I'd win custody), I am undecided.

We hope so. Remind us who the legal owner of those BTLs is.

Please provide some suggestions on my next CUK meme.

I will when the time is right