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    I hear some bedsits in Birmingham are storing gold bars. What is best way of breaking in and stealing them?

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I hear some bedsits in Birmingham are storing gold bars. What is best way of breaking in and stealing them?
    Nah, it was 'storing old bores'. The stupid accent must have confused you

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I hear some bedsits in Birmingham are storing gold bars. What is best way of breaking in and stealing them?
      Just knock on the door and invite yourself in for some tea and biccies....

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        I hear some bedsits in Birmingham are storing gold bars. What is best way of breaking in and stealing them?
        Distract them, and entice them outside, with a display of trained acrobatic squirrels.

        Then before they get back, nip in and pinch the gold!
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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