Why do so many people feel the need to carry so much stuff around in these? they are a damned nuisance because they are attached to the body and have no nerve cells their wearers are oblivious to the mayhem that they cause.
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Those fertilizer bombs can be very awkward to Handle. I fnd it easier just to pack it all into a ruck sack for convieniance."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveBThose fertilizer bombs can be very awkward to Handle. I fnd it easier just to pack it all into a ruck sack for convieniance.Comment
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Other irritants
Those stupid folding bikes that block train doors (and don't fit into their owners' oversized rucksacks), i-pod earhones that direct more sound outside than to the user's eardrums, clicky bloody laptops, Blackberrys, screaming babies being transported in the rush hour, swearing chav teenage schoolgirls (with or without rucksacks), etc.......Only the mediocre are ever at their bestComment
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If you are standing very close to a man with rucksack full of explosives, then consider the following:
1) death will be instant and unavoidable even if you step away few meters
2) better to turn yoru back because speed of light of explosion is faster than actual air wave - you will see the end before it happens, thus get scared, might as well turn your back.
hth
Abdul Ibn HattabComment
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Originally posted by AtWIf you are standing very close to a man with rucksack full of explosives, then consider the following:
1) death will be instant and unavoidable even if you step away few meters
2) better to turn yoru back because speed of light of explosion is faster than actual air wave - you will see the end before it happens, thus get scared, might as well turn your back.
hth
Abdul Ibn HattabIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by GeneralistThose stupid folding bikes that block train doors (and don't fit into their owners' oversized rucksacks), i-pod earhones that direct more sound outside than to the user's eardrums, clicky bloody laptops, Blackberrys, screaming babies being transported in the rush hour, swearing chav teenage schoolgirls (with or without rucksacks), etc.......Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...Comment
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Smelly barstewards in the gym who dont shower before or after they excercise.
The ones who do one rep then spend 10 minutes wandering about getting in everyone elses way.
FFS **** off and don't stand next to me when I'm using a bench, I don't want to be inhaling your BO every time I take a breath."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by AtWIf you are standing very close to a man with rucksack full of explosives, then consider the following:
1) death will be instant and unavoidable even if you step away few meters
2) better to turn yoru back because speed of light of explosion is faster than actual air wave - you will see the end before it happens, thus get scared, might as well turn your back.
hth
Abdul Ibn HattabComment
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