Another reason to ditch the mobile

[DaveB]

Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'

Heavy use of mobile phones may damage men's fertility, a study has suggested.

Researchers found those men who used a phone for four or more hours a day had fewer sperm and those they had moved less well and were of poorer quality.


Ok, so it might just be that people who talk on the phone for more than four hours a day are sat on their arses rather being active but that doesnt make such a good headline now, does it

[Mr Crosby]

I think it's a reason to use them more.

[ratewhore]

I've done my duty to humankind. This is cheaper than the snip...

[Paddy]

Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'

Heavy use of mobile phones may damage men's fertility, a study has suggested.

Researchers found those men who used a phone for four or more hours a day had fewer sperm and those they had moved less well and were of poorer quality.


Ok, so it might just be that people who talk on the phone for more than four hours a day are sat on their arses rather being active but that doesnt make such a good headline now, does it

Fewer sperms are directly proportional to the number of hours spent on sex lines.

[sparklelard]

I thought that this would only affect Frankensteins' Monster as his nuts are on his neck.

[Swamp Thing]

As the British doctor in the article says, if you’re not holding the phone to your testes, it’s unlikely that it’ll have an effect on the sperm. And if you are holding the phone down there, then you must be talking bollox

[hyperD]

Probably more for people who stick their phones down their front jeans pockets. Mini-microwave for the scrotum. Ah yes, the good old Birds Eye boil-in-the-bag condiments...

[Forumbore]

Perhaps chavs could be given free mobile phones as part of their benefits package

[hyperD]

I believe they are.

Or is it the (Hungarian) socialist government that hands out free mobile phones to gypsies in order they can reachable anytime/anyplace for any potential new jobs from the unemployment agency?

[premiere]

I've got 3 mobile phones...

One personal, one for speaking to feckless agents...and a spare (not sure why)...

But I have 5 kids!!! So this theory about your knackers being knackered by using mobiles is total boll**ks!