Well, as the day goes

[MarillionFan]

That was a tulip one.

I'm going to the pub to get tulip faced.

[shaunbhoy]

That was a tulip one.

I'm going to the pub to get tulip faced.

Good plan!!

[Old Greg]

That was a tulip one.

I'm going to the pub to get tulip faced.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

[Crossroads]

My day was merely average. Perhaps slightly better than that. I'm still taking your approach to Monday Club. Roll on Friday

[vetran]

hmm Guinness & SQL...

[BrilloPad]

The first class air hostess let you know she was preggers?

[vetran]

The Easyjet Steward let you know he has syphilis?

FTFY

[FatLazyContractor]

That was a tulip one.

I'm going to the pub to get tulip faced.

Aren't you by default tulip faced?

[suityou01]

As much as it improves my day to know you had a crap one, I have to point out that booze won't solve anything. In fact given your blood pressure it may make things worse.

I have learned that I prefer to solve my problems sober, with a clear head as this is when I do my best thinking.

Then when I've solved everything, I can raise a glass or 3 to celebrate

[sasguru]

Then when I've solved everything, I can raise a glass or 3 to celebrate

Nice, that's a good way of giving up alcohol.