Park to install coin-operated swings, a premium slide, and a members-only roundabout

**northernladuk** · 13 April 2016, 08:41

I blame immigration.

**filthy1980** · 13 April 2016, 08:45

if they mechanically swing too, then i'm all for them

at least i won't have to stand behind three kids all pleading to be pushed higher - i can just sit on the bench pretending to play with my phone but actually secretly taking pictures of yummy mummys

**BrilloPad** · 13 April 2016, 08:47

Originally posted by filthy1980 View Post

if they mechanically swing too, then i'm all for them

at least i won't have to stand behind three kids all pleading to be pushed higher - i can just sit on the bench pretending to play with my phone but actually secretly taking pictures of yummy mummys

Was that the defence you used in court?

**northernladuk** · 13 April 2016, 08:47

Originally posted by filthy1980 View Post

taking pictures of yummy mummys

I thought you'd stopped that since the ASBO?

**filthy1980** · 13 April 2016, 08:48

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Was that the defence you used in court?

personal use only not for sale or distribution

**FatLazyContractor** · 13 April 2016, 08:57

From the same website -> Woman treats herself to wine and tampons

**SlipTheJab** · 13 April 2016, 09:25

Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I blame muslims.

FTFY

**BrilloPad** · 13 April 2016, 09:42

Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I blame immigration.

Is that who your accountant told you to blame?

**northernladuk** · 13 April 2016, 09:44

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Is that who your accountant told you to blame?

No I googled it so it must be right.

Park to install coin-operated swings, a premium slide, and a members-only roundabout