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    Build Your Own Hackable, Weight Tracking, Text Messaging Scale with a Sense of Humor | Initial State

    Are you tired of staring at that stupid, soulless, bearer of bad news bathroom scale every morning? The one that you often say “I hate you” to as if it might hear you and give a damn. Why hasn’t anyone made a scale that is actually fun to use? It is time to create a scale that is not only smart but has a bit more personality to brighten your day. We are going to build our very own hackable, weight tracking, text messaging bathroom scale that comes with a built-in sense of humor.
    Imagine a scale that tweets

    Yo MF is so fat NLYUK needs Pitons to ride Cowgirl....
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    New Zealand hotel bans cyclists in Lycra to cut out 'bulges' at breakfast | World news | The Guardian

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      “We had a number of experiences with large men in tiny shorts and that’s not appropriate for children to see.”

      I have never stayed there.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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