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    Pizza box chemical perfluoroalkyls makes snails grow penises | Metro News

    i guess sasguru is having pizza 7 days a week now .

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    guess what I had for dinner

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    Last edited by vetran; 18 April 2016, 08:46.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      And chicken will make it weeny.

      PETA Says Eating Chicken Makes Your Penis Small

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        And chicken will make it weeny.

        PETA Says Eating Chicken Makes Your Penis Small
        MF had a family sized chicken pizza last night ...

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          #5
          Originally posted by unemployed View Post
          Pizza box chemical perfluoroalkyls makes snails grow penises | Metro News

          i guess sasguru is having pizza 7 days a week now .
          There is a big difference between a snail and an arse.

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            #6
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            There is a big difference between a snail and an arse.
            Fingers crossed, he'll go f*** himself.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #7

              MrMarkyMark knows this to be true. He took a young lady out to Bangkok's finest Italian restaurant the other night, and after dinner they went back to his room.
              The young lady had grown one as a result of eating pizza.


              Or at least that's the story he told me.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #8
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                MrMarkyMark knows this to be true. He took a young lady out to Bangkok's finest Italian restaurant the other night, and after dinner they went back to his room.
                The young lady had grown one as a result of eating pizza.


                Or at least that's the story he told me.
                Won't make that mistake, next time, straight to the Kentucky for a family bucket.

                Cheaper and a lot less painful too
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  MrMarkyMark knows this to be true. He took a young lady out to Bangkok's finest Italian restaurant the other night, and after dinner they went back to his room.
                  The young lady had grown one as a result of eating pizza.


                  Or at least that's the story he told me.
                  He told me about the following night too. He managed to take two ladyboys back to his room and it
                  felt like he'd won the lottery; six matching balls...
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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