Have you heard the one about the developer who

[suityou01]

Randomly renamed database columns in a migration staging area a week before dress rehearsal, and there were no backups?

It's a cracker. I asked for him to back out his changes, but I have once again been ignored.

SSIS packages are a rash of red this morning.

[Churchill]

Randomly renamed database columns in a migration staging area a week before dress rehearsal, and there were no backups?

It's a cracker. I asked for him to back out his changes, but I have once again been ignored.

SSIS packages are a rash of red this morning.

Ever hear about a project that SY01 completed successfully?

Nope?

Me neither.

[suityou01]

But it's not my fault

[SimonMac]

Could be worse, could have been in prod

[vetran]

hey we had the platform team change how tasks were scheduled (using local service user) not a dedicated user during go live.

p1ssed away a good part of my weekend .

[NotAllThere]

Ever hear about a project that SY01 completed successfully?

Nope?

Me neither.

FTFY

[Moose423956]

You should be happy that us developers create work for you and keep you in [disguised] employment

[MrMarkyMark]

These are "hobbyists" you are working with, right?

[_V_]

These are "hobbyists" you are working with, right?

A good DBA would have ensured that no changes can be made to databases, that no data can be put into databases and no data can be read from databases. Databases need to be locked away for everyone's best interests. Letting people near databases leads to sadness.

[MarillionFan]

Ever hear about a project that SY01 completed successfully?

Nope?

Me neither.

Yes, he's completed two in his time


Project Balls Up


and


Project F**K Up