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Tits oot in the Passport Office

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    Tits oot in the Passport Office

    Sitting here in the passport office and some young bird has flopped her breast out and is feeding her nipper cool as you like.

    Surrounded by foreigners and burka clad Muslims but she's as bold as brass. Not even bothering a subtle cover up, full tit oot for everyone.

    What would you do?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sitting here in the passport office and some young bird has flopped her breast out and is feeding her nipper cool as you like.

    Surrounded by foreigners and burka clad Muslims but she's as bold as brass. Not even bothering a subtle cover up, full tit oot for everyone.

    What would you do?
    Pot noodle?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Presumably with your breasts you have plenty of milk. Why not offer to take over?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Presumably with your breasts you have plenty of milk. Why not offer to take over?
        Well my milkshakes do bring the boys to the yard.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          I'd do nothing. But I'm not an adult who never matured beyond the age of 14.

          It's only a tit, and it's probably not as big as yours anyway.
          England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Well my milkshakes do bring the boys to the yard.
            what are you ? Martin Scroatman's Sockie?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
              It's only a tit, and it's probably not as big as you anyway.
              FTFY

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                #8
                Selfie with her in the act?
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Selfie with her in the act?
                  One cannot figure out on the pic which ones the bigger tit.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Well my milkshakes do bring the boys to the yard.
                    so your evening job for NLYUK is going well then?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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