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How to grope women on public transport

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    How to grope women on public transport

    The secrets of men who grope women on public transport - and how to spot them                              

    Nice of the telegraph to provide a few tips.

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    A female HMRC Officer grabbed my cock while I was standing in a bar once.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      A female HMRC Officer grabbed my cock while I was standing in a bar once.
      Did you then pay up your tax?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Did you then pay up your tax?
        Nah mate, she wouldn't give me a blowjob.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          A female HMRC Officer grabbed my cock while I was standing behind my bars once.
          FTFY
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #6
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            A female HMRC Officer grabbed my cock while I was standing in a bar once.
            you went out drinking with MF? Does he know you call him that?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              i remember getting groped by a 40yo bird when i was 18 in a bar, came up behind me and put her hand in my trouser pocket and squeezed my leg and whispered "how does that feel"

              i just laughed it off. Bit later in the evening i did the same to her coat pocket , luckily there was a £20 note in there so the lads got the round in

              No BS

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