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    Brillo don't go to New York

    Times Square Superheroes Foiled By City Hall | LBC


    New York City has enacted a law to regulate Times Square's costumed characters, proving that not even Spider-Man and Batman can thwart officialdom.

    Mayor Bill de Blasio signed the bill, allowing city officials to restrict the characters' movements and keep them from blocking passers-by in traffic-free parts of the square.

    The legislation also gives the city's Department of Transportation control over pedestrian plazas throughout the city, including people's conduct, litter and traffic flow.

    The city council approved the legislation this month to rein in aggressive panhandlers who harass pedestrians for money in the square.

    There have been years of complaints about Elmo, Mickey Mouse, the Statue of Liberty and others pressuring tourists for tips.

    The measure also follows last summer's furore over the topless, body-painted women known as desnudas.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    The measure also follows last summer's furore over the topless, body-painted women known as desnudas.
    So MrsVetran also affected.....

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      So MrsVetran also affected.....
      she likes to show off.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        she likes to show off.
        Share some pics so that BP can have his only this week.

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          #5
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          Share some pics so that BP can have his only this week.
          I called for my usual Hungarian hooker. She was already pre-booked with some fat, underendowed sleeze bag to do something involving scat and a tin of peaches.

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            #6
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            Share some pics so that FLC can have his only this week.
            FTFY
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #7
              FTFY

              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I called for my usual Hungarian hooker. She was already pre-booked with some fat, underendowed sleeze bag to do something involving scat, a tin of peaches, a length of string and some uncooked bacon rind.
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                FTFY


                Is the tin of peaches thing something you picked up in Thailand?




                Oh, no sorry, it was plums.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #9
                  OSQ

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MlTg4RNQcc
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    Is the tin of peaches thing something you picked up in Thailand?




                    Oh, no sorry, it was plums.
                    Don't eat those plums. That's a funny rush they have.

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